I went to visit my sister 15 years ago after going through something pretty traumatic. We had a great talk, I felt a little better, but told her I knew I’d probably have another sleepless night. ...
What could go wrong? These were my exact thoughts one day about eight years ago as I shaved my pubic hair off in the shower. I was ready to be a new woman, have a vag makeover so to speak. I was ...
Sure, the days are longer and brighter, and while I think that’s nice, I still don’t see why everyone is so obsessed with summer. You’re telling me that people are excited to have frizzy hair, not ...
Growing up, I always had a pretty great relationship with my mom. We may have gotten on each other’s nerves every so often, particularly during those teenage years when everything that your ...
Ten years and four kids into this motherhood gig and my outlook on Mother’s Day has been pretty much the same. Call me selfish (and maybe a little materialistic), but I have looked at this day as ...
Mother’s Day is coming, which means it’s time to buy gifts for your own mom, sister, mother-in-law, grandma, friends... you know, everyone but yourself. We say no more. Nope, this year we say to ...
The year was 2016, and I, like many of us, was glued to YouTube makeup tutorials. My mom was never a huge makeup wearer or someone who spent a ton of time on her face, and because my sister is ...
The time has come: your tween is asking for you to take them shopping for a signature scent. Maybe they saw a TV character spritzing on some cologne before heading out the door, or a classmate ...
Welcome to Ask A MWLTF (Yes, that’s Mother Who Likes to F*ck.), a monthly anonymous advice column from Scary Mommy. Here we’ll dissect all your burning questions about motherhood, sex, romance, ...
It happens every year between New Year’s and Valentine’s Day: I wonder what the heck is wrong with my face. Specifically my skin. Then I realize I haven’t seen the sun for months, the heat is ...
I am here to tell you that Easter is the least satisfying of all the holidays. Not from a religious point of view, obviously. I’m talking about the holiday from a purely secular point of ...
When your kid gets sick, you’ve got a problem. And when that sickness stops them from getting good quality sleep? You’ve got two.Unfortunately, kids can have trouble sleeping while sick for a ...