ONE BILLION IS BIG1st Verse:Have you seen the headline? We did OK,We sold a million records in just one day.That's a thousand times a thousand sold,That's plenty of vinyl, a million whole.A ...
CORRELATIONFirst Verse:Positive correlation, increase, increase.Negative correlation, increase, decrease.No correlation, no connection.One correlation, one perfection.Second Verse:Strong ...
Today is the seventeenth of the month, and so this is my monthly "A Day in the Life" post for January.8:30 -- On block Tuesdays, periods 2, 3, 4, and 5 meet. So today begins with second period. ...
NO ZEROESFirst Verse:A ZERO for a guy that thinks he's flyAnd is also known as a busterAlways talkin' about what he wantsAnd CAN'T EVEN DO BASIC MATHSo (no) Pre-Chorus:I don't want your ...
WHODUNNIT?First Verse:Was Mrs. fixing snacks in kitchen?Was Dr. hearing songs in atrium?Professor's iPad by the pool now?Did Miss kill the victim?Second Verse:A cougar's mauling was the method?Or ...
COMPOUND INTEREST RAPFirst Verse:Nowadays we got money on our minds,Devisin' ways to pull cash all the time.It's a common situation in the western world,Building dreams with steam and then we ...
EDIT: At first I had an original 14EDL song here, but I don't like how it turned out. But six years ago at the old charter school, I played Weird Al's "Polka Patterns." It was right around this ...
ARITHMETIC AND GEOMETRICFirst Verse:One, three, five, arithmetic!Two, four, six, arithmetic!Three, six, nine, arithmetic!Four, six, eight, arithmetic!Chorus:Two, four, six, eight,Arithmetic ...
e SONGChorus:e (2.718)Ah, number number (281828)You are my natural log,And you got me calculating.e (2.718)Ah, number number (281828)You are my derivative,And you got me calculating.First Verse:I ...
COUNT THE WAYSFirst Verse:My love is three-dimensional, it has width, depth, and length,I'll run that by you one more time.Like an equilateral triangle, my love has special strength.Yes, I have ...
This is my "A Day in the Life" post for the special day "Open House." But as I've mentioned before, Open Houses at high schools have morphed into Future Freshman Showcases.8:30 -- First period ...
MATHEMATICS OF LOVEIntro:A five, six, seven, eight!First Verse:One night one night the stars were glowingTwo hearts two hearts were overflowingThree words hit like a bolt from aboveBum bum ...
