Judge : Sir, why did you murder your husband? Me : He wanted a divorce because I'm a dice goblin. I spent his rich grandma's 100k worth of inheritance on a pile of shiny math rocks. Judge : So he divorced you over your dice collecting addiction and you murdered him in cold blood? Me : He tried to take my pet American Pygmy goat named Captain Capra. Judge : Understandable, not guilty, have an incredibly wonderful day.
Story Time: a guy from my neighborhood got married. He had a dog before the marriage. The marriage lasted 6 years after a bunch of the neighbors came forward and showed him proof that she was cheating on him. My neighbor even had ring camera footage of different different men going in and out while he was gone. In the divorce he lost his house and the dog but since I never saw his truck or kia again, but continued to see her blue car, I'm assuming he got to keep that. 1 month later my mom told me that she put the dog to sleep. She was moving out of state and didnt want the burden. The house sat vacant for over a year and now a new married couple and their teenage son moved in. Nice people.
And this is why prenup is so important and pressed on it goes to show I really dodge a horrible bullet. I could’ve killed me with my so-called ex-wife, though we weren’t legally married it’s been two years only split in 2020 in the middle of the pandemic when we first started dating at the end of 2018..
This seems as common as divorce itself. You'd swear one is a precursor to the other. If you're married and get a dog, it ain't gonna last for long. Do not end up with the pet; the one who does, drew the short straw, believe it or not. #Depravity
Any person who gets married without a prenup these days is just another champion of natural selection as far as Im concerned. Its like driving on a motorway with no insurance.
This should be changed, both people in the relationship should sit in a circle opposite each other, put the dog in the middle and do not let the two people that took care of the dog speak all they do is sit and wait, whoever the dog goes to gets dog, seems fair to me! (joke)
>own 5 million dollars worth of assets long before ever meeting wife >divorce >for some unknown reason she gets half his fucking shit despite only ever being a housewife and working as a waitress
Boy, marriage sure does sound like a great deal for men!
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Judge : Sir, why did you murder your husband?
Me : He wanted a divorce because I'm a dice goblin. I spent his rich grandma's 100k worth of inheritance on a pile of shiny math rocks.
Judge : So he divorced you over your dice collecting addiction and you murdered him in cold blood?
Me : He tried to take my pet American Pygmy goat named Captain Capra.
Judge : Understandable, not guilty, have an incredibly wonderful day.
So nice to watch
I’d kill her if she took my dog.
I mean, why did you marry a Karen? You should have expected that.
Story Time: a guy from my neighborhood got married. He had a dog before the marriage. The marriage lasted 6 years after a bunch of the neighbors came forward and showed him proof that she was cheating on him. My neighbor even had ring camera footage of different different men going in and out while he was gone. In the divorce he lost his house and the dog but since I never saw his truck or kia again, but continued to see her blue car, I'm assuming he got to keep that. 1 month later my mom told me that she put the dog to sleep. She was moving out of state and didnt want the burden. The house sat vacant for over a year and now a new married couple and their teenage son moved in. Nice people.
My tip: don’t get married. Save your money and travel the world
sorry, but pets ARE property…they are after all critters not kids (unless they are pet goats…lol)
It shocks me that feminists want “equality” yet they turn a blind eye to the favoritism women get in court. It pisses me off so much.
Stop using "Karen" or come to tn and put a real Karen in your video and let her be nice….or have whips.
And this is why prenup is so important and pressed on it goes to show I really dodge a horrible bullet. I could’ve killed me with my so-called ex-wife, though we weren’t legally married it’s been two years only split in 2020 in the middle of the pandemic when we first started dating at the end of 2018..
Funny how her name is Karen lmao 🤣
This seems as common as divorce itself. You'd swear one is a precursor to the other. If you're married and get a dog, it ain't gonna last for long. Do not end up with the pet; the one who does, drew the short straw, believe it or not. #Depravity
just buy another dog and a pair of bolt cutters.
Any person who gets married without a prenup these days is just another champion of natural selection as far as Im concerned. Its like driving on a motorway with no insurance.
It's called cunnigling
Prenup, prenup, prenup.
I'll take half the dog, and the bbq
No no no, i adopted my pet. My name is registered to her. Not gonna happen. Full of shit.
I’ve seen paperwork on calls for service saying 50/50 custody for a dog issued by a judge…. our pets are definitely like. Our children to us
Me: take my dog and I will suffered from even more to severe depression because she was my support animal along with all my other animals
I only got a small glimpse of Karen's sexy leg
This should be changed, both people in the relationship should sit in a circle opposite each other, put the dog in the middle and do not let the two people that took care of the dog speak all they do is sit and wait, whoever the dog goes to gets dog, seems fair to me!
(joke)
✨Paw tips✨
Let the dog decide, let them show no emotions and see where the dog goes.
Do I care much about a dog after a divorce?
But my dog is called Reggie not rover
The answer is always the women, because courts are biased
Just don't get marry
This is why men.are.going.their.own.way
Women get the lot mate
Lol no marriage too have to even take into consideration.
Me & my wife got huskita & coyote/huskie she can keep them both they love her mom so any who I'd have a 🍺
Theirs? Hmmm
My insurance does not consider pets property.
>own 5 million dollars worth of assets long before ever meeting wife
>divorce
>for some unknown reason she gets half his fucking shit despite only ever being a housewife and working as a waitress
Boy, marriage sure does sound like a great deal for men!
Or….. just don't get married. Save you time and heartache
Anyone who steals his or her partner's pet should be brutally executed
Oh someone try to take my dog out of this I would fight for my do